When The Bearded Man first saw the movie ‘Inception’, he was like: “WTF is this??” Time slowing down the deeper you go... It didn’t make sense to him. Why couldn’t they just slow down time in regular reality like he always does? It was only after asking around that he finally came to the conclusion that, no, not everybody has the power to control time. Of course, this is something he’s been doing for centuries. He always just assumed people were joking when they said things like “I don’t have time” or “Hang on a second!” He tried to wrap his head around the idea of living life at only one speed, but the more he thought about it, the worse it seemed. Imagine living life without being able to live the good parts in slow motion? Without being able to fast-forward through the bad parts… He gained a newfound respect for humans, and he came to the realization that for many many many people, life is pretty hard. At least music seems to help.