The Staub Conspiracy
I am a shape-shifting reptilian alien. My kind controls the planet Earth by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate human societies. If you don't believe me, I suggest you do some research on Youtube. There you will find undeniable and overwhelming evidence.
But hey, maybe you'll still doubt it later...
What can I say?
The human eye is too primitive to perceive the blunt truth; it is far easier to completely bend reality than accept what is in front of you.
Why am I talking to you?
Well, I just realized it does not really matter if we infiltrate television, governments or even your minds-eye. The world will be ending soon and the only thing that still matters is to dance.
That is why I'll do techno.
Before you all get abducted, and all that is left is dust.