Man, what is it about Las Vegas, huh? That ish is so freaking hard all the time. Spend money here, lose money there, wake up in a pile of your own vomit there. It’s almost as if the games are rigged. I mean, heck, it’s almost as if Vegas wants you to not win. The Bearded Man assumed that with all the lavish buildings and decadent nightlife, that these generous casino owners would want to share some of the money with their happy visitors, whom they love and respect so much. Boy was he wrong. First they kicked him off the casino floor for demanding free drinks. Then they kicked him out of Britney Spears’ “Can You Believe She’s Still Doing This!” show for too much belligerent yelling. Then they accused him of trying to sleep in the pool of Cirque Du Soleil’s ‘O’. When he finally left town, dejected and sad, he couldn’t help but think of this song Jus Jack wrote so many moons ago.