Surfing in Mexico seems like a perfectly awesome thing to do. And, what’s more, it seems like something The Bearded Man would have TOTALLY done, right? I mean, dude’s done EVERYthing, hasn’t he? Wrong. We are aware that The Bearded Man’s accomplishments are so generally staggering that it seems like they all must be made up. While we’d love to tell you that everything is fake and lies, unfortunately, it’s not. Every single thing The Bearded Man says he’s done, he’s actually done. He’s just that much of a bada$$. But, in all the self-congratulatory bragging, he’ll be the first to admit that there are some things he hasn’t yet unlocked. In this case, he had the ticket to Mexico booked, and he was ready to go — he even packed his travel surfboard. But then, as the saying goes, somewhere across the world a butterfly flapped its wings, and all that stopped. More specifically, an elderly woman of 92 sneezed loudly in the Florida Keys, which led to a larger-than-usual hurricane in the Gulf. This hurricane disrupted a handful of boats that were trying to ship to Houston, Texas. The Bearded Man just so happened to be at Minute Maid Park trying to hook up with some Texas baseball hotties. Of course, the boat that was supposed to get to Houston never arrived in time, meaning that The Bearded Man’s shipment of Yeezy shoes never arrived. And in case you didn’t know, ain’t no way he’ll ever go on a trip of any kind without a new pair of Yeezys. Bye bye Mexico.