In an unprecedented collision of satire, psychedelics, and extraterrestrial House, DJ's Mojo Filter and Uone have unleashed a mind-merging new track, "Machine Elves", featuring none other than President Donald J. Trump tripping absolute face on a hyperdimensional journey initiated by Elon Musk—who, in turn, obtained the intergalactic substance from the enigmatic DJ duo during a short but spiritually intense visit to Mars.
The origins of this cosmic collaboration are as bizarre as the track itself. As the story goes, Musk was testing a secret Neuralink prototype that allows human minds to interface directly with Martian fungi when two of his volunteers, DJ's Mojo Filter and Uone, began spinning some spacey beats in the Tesla-powered Zero-G Hookah Lounge. Amidst pulsating strobe lights and anti-gravity grooves, Musk was gifted a vial of ultra-pure Martian DMT by the duo.
Musk promptly invited them on board the prototype Tesla CyberSaucer™️ with DJT and blasted them all together to his private Red Planet retreat, located inside a hollow volcano presided over by benevolent AI monks. There, under the glow of two suns, Trump accepted a philosopher's dose of Martian DMT harvested from the pulsing mycelial networks beneath the surface.
As captured in the track, Trump inhaled a heroic, full-send rip and immediately transcended the mortal plane, where he met the fuzzy little neon bug boys and struck a killer deal—a deal that would forever alter the course of human history and all of base reality itself. This merger was quite literally of cosmic proportions and is set to merge realities this time next year. "Make no mistake, it's gonna be wild," proclaims our protagonist.
The internet is already ablaze with speculation. Did this really happen? Did Trump actually ascend to the fifth dimension, shake hands with intergalactic diplomats, and negotiate a peace treaty between Earth and the Hexcube Overlords? When asked for a statement, Musk simply tweeted: "There is no spoon."
Catch the phone call where Trump first recounts his experience to the DJs and proceeds to announce live on air to the nation the implications of this cosmic clash within the track itself. And don't be surprised if the track draws you into the merger! Conspiracy theorists are already speculating the song itself is a portal..
Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya.
Make no mistake, it's gonna be WILD!
The origins of this cosmic collaboration are as bizarre as the track itself. As the story goes, Musk was testing a secret Neuralink prototype that allows human minds to interface directly with Martian fungi when two of his volunteers, DJ's Mojo Filter and Uone, began spinning some spacey beats in the Tesla-powered Zero-G Hookah Lounge. Amidst pulsating strobe lights and anti-gravity grooves, Musk was gifted a vial of ultra-pure Martian DMT by the duo.
Musk promptly invited them on board the prototype Tesla CyberSaucer™️ with DJT and blasted them all together to his private Red Planet retreat, located inside a hollow volcano presided over by benevolent AI monks. There, under the glow of two suns, Trump accepted a philosopher's dose of Martian DMT harvested from the pulsing mycelial networks beneath the surface.
As captured in the track, Trump inhaled a heroic, full-send rip and immediately transcended the mortal plane, where he met the fuzzy little neon bug boys and struck a killer deal—a deal that would forever alter the course of human history and all of base reality itself. This merger was quite literally of cosmic proportions and is set to merge realities this time next year. "Make no mistake, it's gonna be wild," proclaims our protagonist.
The internet is already ablaze with speculation. Did this really happen? Did Trump actually ascend to the fifth dimension, shake hands with intergalactic diplomats, and negotiate a peace treaty between Earth and the Hexcube Overlords? When asked for a statement, Musk simply tweeted: "There is no spoon."
Catch the phone call where Trump first recounts his experience to the DJs and proceeds to announce live on air to the nation the implications of this cosmic clash within the track itself. And don't be surprised if the track draws you into the merger! Conspiracy theorists are already speculating the song itself is a portal..
Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya. Oooh-Ya.
Make no mistake, it's gonna be WILD!
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