Standing with your feet hip width apart it’s time to play Disco Numberwang! It’s quite easy, you grab your air sax and count 2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and back! Everyone loves to count whilst sweating heavily on the dancefloor don’t they?!

The mysterious Jean storms the discotheque with this epic count a long anthem certified to energise and invigorate any flailing crowd and get them reciting their 2 times table in unison. Make sure you’ve packed your antiperspirant and leg warmers before you go out.