Question: Who loves hip hop more? Hardcore gangsters or teenage girls? Simple. Girls, obviously. This can be confirmed by looking just about anywhere on earth. Second question: Who’s generally more deceitful? People on the streets in the slums, or the progeny of Real Housewives of Bel Air? Again, an obvious answer. Fortunately, The Bearded Man has always been able to turn his knowledge of people into profit, like when he created the show “Pretty Little Liars”. He used to chat about this stuff when he met with LIZOT on a trip through Germany. Those discussions were the inspiration for this song, brilliantly captured by Emelie Cyreus. Some say that The Bearded Man is cruel and unfair. Some say that he has a chip on his shoulder. Some accuse him of being a *neck*beard, and not just a regularly bearded fellow. Well, here’s the truth: Once upon a time, some mean girls called him fat when he was 12 years old, and maybe he’s never been able to let it go. Some things just stay with you, I guess.