The Bearded Man would NEVER stoop so low as to focus on the obvious misinterpretation of this title’s meaning. In fact, that’s gross and you’re gross for having those thoughts. Instead, he’ll spin a yarn about the importance of an MC in dance music. You see, once upon a time, in a cave not too far from what is present-day Turkey, a pretty advanced Neanderthal was DJing up a storm. He was banging rocks against other rocks to a rhythm that no one had ever heard before. Dude was insane, basically inventing brostep but with rocks. The people were watching this early DJ, but they were just standing there, nodding their heads gently. The Bearded Man realized that this ish was ridiculous — history was being made! Make some f***ing noise!! Just then, he grabbed Harold van Lennep, Stone Van Brooken and ANI-K and together they yelled at the people (microphones weren’t invented yet) COME ON!! Soon it was a raging party. Some people take it too far, but the MC will always have a valuable place in dance music.