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These Boots Are Made For Jackin' EP

Francis Jilla

Flapjack Records
FLAP019 | 2012-06-19  
On this next vinyl edition from Flapjack Records, we take a minute to recognize a time in U.S. history when alcohol was made illegal. This time was called prohibition and was a very sad time for casual drinkers, but an amazingly profitable time for bootleggers and underground party goers. This theme fits right in with this straight out of the toilet distilled dance record from house music recluse Francis Jilla. %u201CThese Boots Are Made For Jackin%u2019 EP%u201D is the brand that underground house goers trust most to get fired up, while other moonshiners bring in the least.

Be careful when handling %u201CWalking On A Beam%u201D. This joint is almost pure grain alcohol and is so hot that if you even think about lighting a match near it, it will most likely give you permanent orange afro. This is the firewater that many a native chief will resort to when the winds of change have dealt a nasty crop dusting. This tune has been famed from the movie %u201CHall Pass%u201D which doesn%u2019t quite give it the justice it deserves quite like a gigantic tub, toilet, or function 1 sound system will for distilling purposes.

Now if you are thinking bottom of the barrel mash but with a little class, then grab a flask full of %u201CBumped Up Kicks%u201D. This will have you whistling Dixie in your underwear faster than you can say skibbidybibbidy. Don%u2019t let yourself get too involved with this and the local booze hounds though, or you%u2019ll be howling up the wrong tree eating a face full of knuckles. Tis a good sing a long though, and will remind you of better times after you realize you just pissed in the same toilet you distill moonshine in.

%u201CDreams%u201D is of classic taste and texture. It%u2019s not quite top shelf moonshine, but a touch above jailhouse toilet tonic if you ask me. This is definitely something you can share with you lady friends and not be ashamed that you haven%u2019t bathed in a few days. Let the music roll off your tongue and cover up any bad breath you may be hoarding and you may just get a kiss, or a slap on the jaw. What did you expect? You are drinking liquor made in the shitter.
So never mind all that jibber jabber, because what%u2019s really important is how you wear it. Francis Jilla - %u201CThe Boots Are Made For Jackin%u2019 EP%u201D is pure bootleg grade smoothness. It will smooth over any crowd, and set fire to just about any room, or any object for that matter with its uberpotency. Don%u2019t underestimate the raw power of bootleg booze. As they say, this shit will put hair on your chest and rip it off all in one smooth motion. You have been warned, now go ahead and give it a swig, I dare ya.

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