The Secretary of State has been rather busy lately, he was last seen in the Greater Manchester area at around 5am tomorrow evening, chomping on a cigar and asking if anyone knew the whereabouts of a bookmaker who 'needed his testes rearranging' for telling him Bayern Munich would score at least two goals in the final.

Nonetheless, we have managed to chase him down for an exclusive. He took a moment away from Ladbrokes to explain that he is 'most definitely working on' a third album and that this will be the last EP to take from 'Help', his most recent work. He did not wish to comment on rumours that he would be taking a trip to the water closet in about five minutes time. In other news, Nigel's future at British Steel has been put on hold.