You ever have one of those days? One of those days when there’s pool water in your cup but you’re too lazy to go get another cup, and you just drink some of that pool water, feeling pretty gross about it, but at the same time not overly concerned? Most people are too proud to have days like that. But let’s be real - The Bearded Man isn’t like most people, and that pretty much sums up every Saturday for him. They say the hardest part of life is putting one foot in front of the other. For The Bearded Man, the hardest part of life is getting out of the proverbial hammock to get himself another drink. It’s not that he’s lazy, per se, it’s just that he gets hit extra hard by break-ups. Well, to be fair, he *is* lazy, but like everyone else, he just wants someone to hold him when the night comes.