SLUM PEOPLE

A duo of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by their mystery.

Slum Peepz is a duo with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and whiskey, but a dream nonetheless. Their music is recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.

The illegitimate love-children of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having them...

Their freestyle rapping career didn't work out, so they made a leap to House Music instead. With their sound naturally and artificially flavored.

Some say in the summer of 1944, Slum Peepz single-handedly captured 93 German soldiers during the Battle of the Scheldt in southern Holland. In February 1945, they were involved in an accident when a tank struck a mine and a military carrier they were traveling in. The Slumz claimed to remember a loud blast followed by their bodies being thrown into the air and smashed down on their back. One broke his back in three places, shattered both ankles, and four ribs, the other used his Jedi Mind Tricks to walk away completely unharmed apart from a small splinter in his pinky finger. A week later they left the hospital and soon joined up with their old command. In 1945, the Slumz played a large role in the liberation of the city of Zwolle, Netherlands from Nazi control. They also fought in the Korean War, where the Slumz won another Distinguished Conduct Medal for capturing and holding a key hill.

But are they really supposed to describe themselves? How shallow - decide for yourself who they are.